Get it over with, already!

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
07/24/2020 at 10:12 • Filed to: None

Alright, “ Aliens,” we’ve had about enough. It’s time for you to either reveal yourselves or just leave.

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Quit screwing around. You’re only making things worse for us. Your coyness only fuels lies, misinformation, and conspiracy theories. If you’re real, then step out of the shadows and let us deal with it. This is probably the perfect time. We are being hit with the next bit of crazy news every few days, so you might as well get it over with.

DISCUSSION (29)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 10:17

Kinja'd!!!

MrSnrub > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 10:19

My suspicion until now has been that the universe i s empty because civilizations exhaust the resources of their home planet and collapse before they can colonize space , so I would find it a relief if we are being visited honestly. I want to believe. Also give us fusion reactors and warp drive already you dang aliens!!!

ttyymmnn > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 10:20

Those Navy videos sure are compelling.

TheRealBicycleBuck > ttyymmnn
07/24/2020 at 10:32

They are. At least until someone decides that they are fakes and starts posting their own versions of them just to prove a point.

ClassicDatsunDebate > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 10:34

Hi, I’m an alien. AMA.

ttyymmnn > ClassicDatsunDebate
07/24/2020 at 10:41

Do you have a green card?

ttyymmnn > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 10:41

Kinja'd!!!

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > MrSnrub
07/24/2020 at 10:41

I’d just be happy with fusion reactors, honestly. Can you imagine human “civilization” going out among the stars?

TheRealBicycleBuck > ttyymmnn
07/24/2020 at 10:44

One of my many favorites!

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > MrSnrub
07/24/2020 at 10:44

Maybe an alcoholic scientist and his grandson will visit us from another dimension and give us that tech.

TheRealBicycleBuck > ClassicDatsunDebate
07/24/2020 at 10:44

Hi. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Future next gen S2000 owner > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 10:58

I think they are real. Those Navy videos weren’t faked and the pilots report and radar data show they reached accelerations we aren’t capable of.

VincentMalamute-Kim > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 11:03

They’re not allowed to reveal themselves because of the Prime Directive.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 11:15

That’s not an unidentified flying object. Clearly, it’s a Klingon Bird of Prey.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/24/2020 at 11:28

What if what we are seeing is a bunch of alien teenagers. Mom’s like “Okay, you know the rules, you can borrow the spaceship, but don’t go to earth and make sure you don’t reveal our existence to the humans!” and Dad’s yelling “AND BE HOME BY 9! AND YOU BETTER FILL IT BACK UP! THAT SPACESHIP BETTER HAVE AS MUCH PLUTONIUM IN IT WHEN IT GETS BACK HERE TONIGHT AS IT LEAVES WITH, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING!”

And the alien teenagers are like “Yeah, fine, whatever” and of course the first they are going to do is what unruly teenagers do and go to E arth! And now they’re just out there screwing around with us!?!